everyone decided to take the road less traveled and now the traffic is insane
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen