Stanley steamer makes carpet cleaner!

uc-ow asked:
Cool

Shut the fck up

Everyone should buy the new Stride Sour Patch Kids gum

Best decision I have made in a long time

alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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(Source: claphne, via warrior-of-nature)

Just listened to these three “christianly” girls talk about their friends getting baptized and a break up with some guy who then started to date someone else in the church and about how God said that…..

Then I realized, these are the people I am grouped with; this is why there is the stereotype there is.

-_____-

shsl-knife-thrower:

kaworusfreshkicks:

Shinji, Naegi, and Armin form a screamo band

HOLY SHIT I FOUD IT

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread, via therealjosephstalin)

warrior-of-nature:

When that person you hate in class won’t shut up about how bored he/she is:
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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via misterfishman)