Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe not to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the hottest potato in town.
God help me this is going to be a rough week!
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me