There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
don’t bully cis people, white people, straight people, and men. the fuck is wrong with y’all
aaaaaaand now i remember why i gave up tumblr for lent
hello yes i would like to thank jesus for lint rollers
Sometimes Im afraid that all of my followers are just people that barely use their tumblrs and followed me on accident.
I need money. I should sell myself on the streets.
I bet I don’t get notes on text posts because people are just too jealous of my whimsical humour… Ya that’s it